Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
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woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i think i have two assholes
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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