Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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