dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
