Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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