So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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