Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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