My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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