Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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