Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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