I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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