that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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