Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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