i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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