Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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