Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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