You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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