He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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