Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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