Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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