I'm gonna have a badass scar
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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