dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
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We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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