I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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