hell yes lets make some ravioli
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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