he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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