you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
You work out of a Hotel?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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