Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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