You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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