Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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