do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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