i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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