I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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