Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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