This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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