He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We are all done wearing pants today
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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