Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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