Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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