I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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