quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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