I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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