its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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