Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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