So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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