Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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