K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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