I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
sex in a hospital.. check
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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