I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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