Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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