I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
he puts the penis in happiness.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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