Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I feel like death. Did you die last night?

(305): View more from Florida

Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!

(859): View more from Kentucky

unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus

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(276): View more from Virginia

Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck

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(702): View more from Nevada

You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket

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(925): View more from California

i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit

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(678): View more from Georgia

He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?

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(+61): View more from Australia

we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??

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