I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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