i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings