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• (718): View more from New York

  i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite

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  get a pic

  (718): View more from New York

  i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that

  (917): View more from New York City

  i want ur life

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  I knew I fell for you for a reason

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings

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