we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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