is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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